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Op-Ed: The State of the Baby Economy

Dear Paul Snugman,
I'm wondering, as a recent Nobel prize-winner in the under-3-months-old category, what do you think the chances are for the American baby economy? Also, do you have any advice for Omama?
Thanks,
A Loyal Reader

I have high hopes for the baby stimulus package. Ultimately, babies are among the easiest sector of the economy to stimulate. I also hope the milk producer's union (the Momsters) won't choose this moment to have a booby strike, because the baby economy depends on liquidity.

As for your second question, Loyal Reader, President Omama just put a new diaper on me. Now that's change I can believe in!